Video: Artie Lange answers questions on HowardTV

Artie answers fan questions and promotes his new CD/DVD, Jack and Coke.

23 Responses to “Video: Artie Lange answers questions on HowardTV”

  1. Jokeman says:

    Somebody had a relapse Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaahaaahaa

    What do u do if a black man is staggering?

    Shoot him again

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haha

  2. april says:

    he looks like a dirty old man. poor adrienne

  3. miter benesdurty? says:

    Holy crap! He looks HORRIBLE! Can we stop being in denial and admit that he is still using? As far as the interview goes, could he be any less interested?

    A co-worker of mine told me this morning that Artie sounded like he was high today (dec 2). Didn’t hear the show myself, anyone else notice this today?

  4. artiefan says:

    I don’t know… he sound like how he sounds. I’ve resigned to the fact that I can’t tell by his voice if he is high, drunk, sober…

  5. D says:

    Those were the most interesting questions…. really? Will there be a Dvd signing in Phillie….really? Total bullshit die fat man die.

  6. baker says:

    Yeah, dude’s sounding like that other Artie this week, the slow-talking, slower witted one who says less and doesn’t pay attention as much, who tries to chime in and is usually off point when he does.

    His eyes in this video are whack, like this guy I knew who worked the night shift at the local gas station and was addicted to prescription painkillers. Good guy, but whacky eyes from all the pills.

  7. Joe Pickles says:

    It’s definitely the “OLD” Artie again. From the sound of his voice, to his whacky behavior in studio which Howard was commenting on. The new “wheezing” noise etc.

    Cue the heroin songs

  8. Joe Pickles says:

    I hadn’t watched the video yet. HOLY SHIT.

    Whacked out of skull.

    This confirms it.

    Waiting for the other shoe to drop

  9. miter benesdurty? says:

    “Don’t you know you never win, when you’re hooked on heroin.” Ramones “Love Kills”, song about Sid and Nancy. I think its on the Animal Boy album. (Yeah I was a big Ramones fan..)

  10. cfx55 says:

    is it possible this was shot at the end of an early morning work session on the show? he looks beat not neccessarily zonked.

  11. Looks off. Sounded even more “off” on the show this morning.

  12. Goodbye Clones says:

    Artie is back on the horse. If you watch htv from two weeks before the vacation, he is awake and groomed. The week of prior to vacation and this week, he’s been sleepy the entire time. He looks like complete shit now.

  13. MelissaD says:

    He’s using again. No doubt. Even a tired guy would get cleaned up a bit for this, and comb his hair (and not slur his speech). A dude (or chick) on drugs just doesn’t give a shit. This is a mess. His family needs to have him locked up in a psych ward, for real. Poor guy, poor family.

  14. Artie's Butt Hair says:

    i never can tell if he’s fucked up or not. what i do know fer sure is he really should shave. he looks better with no facial hair. and wtf is going on with his hair? if he would just do something with his hair and shave he’d look a lot better.

  15. The Real Dave says:

    Not for nothing, this is the same way he appeared on LETTERMAN…dude just doesn’t care, period…he was probably pissed off he had to stay after the show to do this interview…

    Think about it…he never takes nay of this seriously…

    Doesn’t stay for the Production meeting on Tuesdays
    Didn’t care about his effort on the Howard Stern Music special…

    Total jerk.

  16. artiefan says:

    While, I don’t consider him a total jerk. The Real Dave is kind of right here. Its Artie style to “not care”… that’s his character (like robin).

  17. miter benesdurty? says:

    You guys are so in denial.

    I guarantee you, when he interviewed for the stern show years ago, pre-heroin, he gave a shit, and did NOT look like this at all.

  18. Fink says:

    Oofah, he looks and sounds terrible. He looks like a homeless person. I guess he really doesn’t care what happens to his career? Even the other standups that come into the studio recognise the need for a “look”, some style, anything. I mean, Howard’s going to be off the air in a year and then where will he be?

    Has Howard goofed on this yet?

  19. Artie's Inverted Penis says:

    Artie will likely OD and die by the end of the year.

  20. miter benesdurty? says:

    Howard will never goof on the golden boy slash junkie Artie, at least not in the mean spirited and targeted ways he has gone after Bababooey, both Scotts, Sal, Richard, and countless others. We all know Howard is afraid of the ticking time bomb that is Artie, and that’s why he is such a pussy when it comes to dealing with him.

    As far as the “not caring” style. Sure plenty of people aspire to it. They’re called drug addicts.

  21. JC's Buddy says:

    Ohhhh you guys are sooo gullible He was pouring it on there a bit but I do think he is def fucked up on the regular, I wouldn’t say heroin but probably blues or roxicets. It’s not something that can make you go through crazy withdrawals(as long as u keep doing them) but when u mix alcohol into it which I know for FACT he is drinking then that would explain the day off, but some coffee and two roxis and you feel like a new man although with the way Artie starts the show I’m guessing he keeps popping them because he starts alert somewhat lately and tapers off towards the end of the show DAmmmmmmmmmmmnnN!!! I wish I had that job lol!!

  22. Lisa says:

    Wow this just makes me sad……don’t die on us Artie I just discovered your genius comedy talent and dying “the funny chubby drug addict” has been done to death! So cliche…..you’re better than that. Prove ‘em all wrong live another 20 years and make a kickass movie of your life!!!

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