About Save Baby Gorilla
Our goal at the Save Baby Gorilla Foundation is to help the beloved Artie Lange get help for his plethora of addictions and problems. This website is not meant to slander our favorite Stern show sidekick. We are merely here to encourage Artie for the sake of the show, the fans and of more importantly, himself.
To support the foundation you can start by purchasing Artie Lange related merchandise such as the Beer Leage Dvd or by attending one of his many sold out stand-up comeday acts. We realize that although you are enabling him by doing the above. At least he won’t kill himself from not being able to work outside of the Stern show. We would still rather him eat than do coke.
Matt of Save Baby Gorilla.
To contact: Email Matt at savebabygorilla@gmail.com
Disclaimer: The posts made by any fans on this site do not necessarily reflect the view of the authors of the website and the website claims no responsibility for said messages.
Fuck you Artie…get your stomach stapled. Personally I think you be gettin’ too big for one’s briches.
Is this Matt from UHA?
Not that I know of.
Stick to eating veal and pussy, Artie! Eat all you want. No more pasta…no more vending. Then you will be agile and able to lift me up and down when I ride you like a cowgirl! xoxo
Hey Artie,
Wana try a new taste sensation? EAT SHIT FUCKFACE!!!! ha ha ha you FaT PiG!
Fuck you Artie you fat fuck, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Hi Fred
The ribbon logo says “Artie Langee”. One to many “E”s!
@ Matt D, thanks man. We just picked that up!
on the “support artie” page, you have down Dirty Work as a movie. Is this some kind of independant film or something? Damn…if you’re going to put up a website, at least learn the films he was in you fucking tools!
@joefinger – Just a little typo, it should of said Dirty Work … go here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654/ – There you go buddy. Artie was in it. Even if he doesn’t directly profit from it, showing the movie to your friends certaintly spreads the word about Artie.
jesus what the fuck! Do we really want a Artie thats concerned about how many net carbs he’s consumed in a day ? that really makes great radio!
I don’t know about you, but some of the best artie stories contains booze, blow, cupcake’s, herion, Whore’s, and vending machine updates. HOw many of you pastie face blogers can do 22 push ups. Artie i dont think your fat. I think your liver’s the size of volvo. fuck ya all very much
FUCK ALL YOU ARTIE HATERS!!!!!!
ALL YOU FUCKING LOSERS CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK CHOKE AND DIE ON IT
YOU FUCKING PIECES OF HORSE SHIT
U LITTLE SISSY FAGS !!!!!!!! ARTIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
ARTIE…TAKE RONNIE’S ADVICEAND FUCK SOME WHORES! THEY ARE THE BEST WEIGHT LOSS SOLUTION I’VE FOUND…OH, AND DRINK VODKA, NOT BEER, AND RIP THE CHEESE OFF ONE SLICE AND PUT IT ON ANOTHER FOR A DOUBLE DECKER LOWER CALORIE PIZZA….WATCH THE TRAM CAR FAT ASS!
I LOVE YOU ARTIE
Artie:
Ooof. thats it, just Ooof.
Artie- Fuck all of them!!!! Do what you want and enjoy your life. Some self discipline might go a long way but it must come from within! All of you bitches should take a look in the mirror and fix what you see there first. Leave Artie alone, he is one funny guy and will get his shit together when he is ready.
Dear John Bulushi: I’M SORRRY I MEAN ARTIE PLEASE GET SOME HELP AS YOU AND THE REST OF THE SHOW MAKE MY WORK DAY FLY BY ! BY THE WAY I JUST MADE MY WIFE WATCH BEER LEAGUE …..SO DOES ANYONE HAVE DOMINICS NUMBER?
I’M AFRAID TO READ THE THE PAPER MONDAY MORNING??ARTIE PLEASE MAKE IT BACK FROM VEGAS SOME WEBSITES HAVE BETS THAT YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT BACK BROTHER ! !
Lose weight, don’t die. Don’t fuck with the good luck that God has given you……you fat bastard.
Matt looks like the guy who blew me and tossed my salad in prison. Did you do a stretch in Graterford?
Did you like having your salad tossed by a dude?
Yes, I do.
You too? Cool.
not me though.
Have you ever had a reach around rusty trombone?
Not recently.
Have you male lover try it on you.
Okay whats your number lover?
Shouldn’t all this gay shit involve Sal and Richard?
LOL
Hey dude, why don’t you have a feed for your blog? I want to keep track of your posts, but I can’t without a god-dang feed. Head over to FeedBurner right now and get started… please!
I do have a feed… scroll to the bottom See it says Entries(RSS) and Comments(RSS)
Is there an Artie web banner I can put on my myspace page?
Get back to work fucknut!
Real popular blog….one post since 2007.
I hope Artie recovers. Please post some update about how Artie is faring. I wish him speedy recovery. Even if Artie never returns to the Stern Show – and that would be a really sad thing – I would just be happy to know that Arite is getting well and will be back to his usual self soon.
wtf is above?
Its called blog spam. Something I deal with everyday but usually clean it up pretty quick.
I go through it every day too. Life is no fun. Money does’t matter. But you’re Itakian AND from Jerse’ so hang tough. I have wanted to kill myself for the last twenty years, but it will hurt other people if I do , so I goy to gut it out. You are one funny bastard, and I hope to get to laugh with you again
Artie – i hope you are better and continue to get better. you are missed and loved.