Artie real briefly mentioned Dana today saying she chose whatever life she has now over a fat heroin user… something like that. I think it would be safe to assume that Dana was not the chick his was meeting at the bar.

Artie found out that Dana is dating someone that the show knows. Artie lost it and started drinking Johnny Walker [while he was on antibiotics]. Howard said he thought Artie was still in love with her and started prodding him by joking “we can get her back”. Artie acknowledged he probably is.

Poontang can really fuck up a man’s head and heart. Even with the several chicks Artie is banging at the moment, he still isn’t sure he is over Dana.

* note: not my vid - Dirt sent it to me.

This is a funny fucking video!

Also:
Teresa Strasser v. Artie Lange - Part 2 - He Said, She Said
adamlakers finished his Part 2 last night of the Strasser v Lange vid, check out Part one here.

Howard asked: “Are you guys fucking?”
Artie replied: “Yea I’m fucked out about eight grand. No , it has never gotten to that level again”

Artie thanked ProFlowers.com this morning for helping him send Dana 1,000 red roses. Dana told Artie he should fuck up more often (because of the roses).

Some more details arose about Artie and Dana’s rekindling relationship. About 3 weeks ago they met up and Artie kissed Dana goodnight and she reciprocated. Yea no wonder she is so pissed Art.

Apparently Artie and Dana are seeing each other this weekend. I can’t believe Dana fell for it.

The Dana saga continues…

Artie and Dana talked again last night and as Artie put it “she thinks there’s an insane mountain of therapy… when am i gonna start living life and stop going to therapy”.

Howard told Artie straight up that it is over and that she loves him but she is sticking to her guns with the therapy thing (which Artie won’t do).

Dana returned Artie’s multiple phone calls and kept on saying that he “got caught”. Apparently Artie tried to convince her that nothing was going to happen, etc… but it wasn’t working. Howard and Artie tried to do their damage control routine on the show this morning but it is so fake. Do they really think someone is going to buy “its just a bit on the show” line. It makes you wonder how many times Howard used that on his ex while he was feeling up breasts.

Artie brought this on himself. It’s one thing if it was all on the radio but its another when there is an itinerary set up by a CBS exec about when and where your gonna get a blowjob.

I just woke up but I am just hearing that Vinnie from David Letterman emailed Dana by accident about Artie’s plans with the Penthouse Pets last night!!!!

I gotta hear the replay but what happened? Artie was trying to get back with Dana but this now fucked it up? But how can Artie say he has been trying to get back with Dana when he has been having sex with people lately?