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Eric the Midget vs SBG continues

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

So after receiving a nasty message from Eric (see yesterday’s post) , i responded by saying:

Dude, what the hell man? All I did was send you a message. A positive one. Someone actually asking for you? How many times does that happen in your life?

And you respond back with a nasty message.

Well my little friend, you gotta let some shit go in life. If you truly do not want to be associated with the Stern show anymore, you should delete about 99% of your myspace friends. They are only show fans.

So Eric responded to me back saying:

I’ll start with you.

And a chill came over the air… like when he told Johnny Frado “You know what to do, you know what to do”. And then I remembered what he looked like and it was more like that angry dwarf in Bad Santa except pale white and very lame.

Now I can’t right to him back because he blocked me. Eric, I have only just begun with you.

Eric the Midget is a bitch

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

That whiny little fucking midget. Eric the Actor? No Eric the Midget. The other day I thought it would be funny if I did what so many other fans had done and leave a message for Eric on his myspace account saying “Come back Eric!”. Thats all I wrote. And what did that little freaking retard write back to me?

Eric the bitter man: ” No. Don’t ask again or I’ll block you. Also who gives a shit about Artie “Baby Gorilla” Lang.”

Well hey Eric, first of all that’s Lange with an E.

Secondly, why must you threaten to block me. Why don’t you just remove all of us Stern fans from your account because that is the only reason why we go to your page.