Artie Lange | Daily Blog for the Baby Gorilla » Put the Fork Down http://savebabygorilla.com Artie Lange Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:24:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 For Fun: Write a Caption for this picture http://savebabygorilla.com/2009/12/09/for-fun-write-a-caption-for-this-picture/ http://savebabygorilla.com/2009/12/09/for-fun-write-a-caption-for-this-picture/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:02:56 +0000 artiefan http://savebabygorilla.com/2009/12/09/for-fun-write-a-caption-for-this-picture/ I saw this picture tonight and just had to post it. I thought we can give you funny people a chance to come up with a good caption for it.

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Here is my entry:

“Look, Maw! I caught a Fwaggle!” Artie Lange, set to play the role of Junior Gorg in an upcoming live action movie of Fraggle Rock

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]]> http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/05/13/look-whos-eating/feed/ 21 Artie Speed Eating Video http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/05/12/artie-speed-eating-video/ http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/05/12/artie-speed-eating-video/#comments Mon, 12 May 2008 13:21:38 +0000 artiefan http://savebabygorilla.com/?p=529 Thanks to Chris Dean for sending this to me. Enjoy.

]]> http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/05/12/artie-speed-eating-video/feed/ 12 Big, Tall & Not Getting Laid Store http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/03/24/big-tall-not-getting-laid-store/ http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/03/24/big-tall-not-getting-laid-store/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:54:58 +0000 artiefan http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/03/24/big-tall-not-getting-laid-store/ jcandy.jpgSal come in with measure tape to get the skinny on Artie’s waist size. The big man is sporting a whopping 55 inches! Howard said Artie will have to shop at the Big & Tall & not getting laid store but Artie hinted towards that he was still getting laid perhaps even as recent as this past weekend.

Artie was down in Miami earlier in the weekend where he partied with the crew of a Jennifer Aniston movie, staying till 4 am at a strip club. Howard asked about getting laid again and Artie said there were some things going on but he wasn’t gonna comment. He also mentioned having to shop at an airport newsstand for a shirt because he didn’t have enough shirts. In order to try on his size too small XXL he had to cough up $17.50. Shit I’d pay triple that to watch a fat man shop for clothing at an airport. lol.

]]> http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/03/24/big-tall-not-getting-laid-store/feed/ 10 Artie loses weight! http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/03/03/artie-loses-weight-2/ http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/03/03/artie-loses-weight-2/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:58:28 +0000 artiefan http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/03/03/artie-loses-weight-2/ Artie got weighed this morning after playing Win Fred’s Money and lost with answering only 1 question. Fred got every answer except for 1.

ARTIE LANGE IS NOW 295!

Artie said his manager mentioned he should lose weight before his trip overseas to entertain the troops.

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I’m pretty sure no one needs to know you to call you a fat piece of shit. That’s what I call Rosie O’Donnell and I don’t know her — and I’m right.

]]> http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/02/05/fat-piece-of-shit/feed/ 16 They dont have a salad bar at these places http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/01/22/they-dont-have-a-salad-bar-at-these-places/ http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/01/22/they-dont-have-a-salad-bar-at-these-places/#comments Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:22:05 +0000 artiefan http://savebabygorilla.com/?p=388 bigmachead.jpgYou would think that Artie has got a deal with Burger King the way he puts back a burger… a double cheeseburger that is. The big man managed to put back 7 double cheeseburgers this weekend and break a toilet seat in the process.

Friday
Artie heads up to the Turning Stone hotel and casino. On the way he hits a Burger King and orders 2 double cheeseburgers, fries and a large coke. And they any man of 300 pounds he topped off his meal with 2 chocolate donuts and a hot chocolate.

When he got to the gig, he went to his hotel room and took a shit. While trying to wipe, he leaned over and the toilet seat cracked.

Saturday
On the way home from the gig Artie hits the Burger King again and this time orders 3 double cheeseburgers.

Sunday
After the Giants win, loaded Artie decides to celebrate with another 2 double cheeseburgers, fries and, to switch it up, a shake.

]]> http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/01/22/they-dont-have-a-salad-bar-at-these-places/feed/ 9 SHOCKER: Artie declines Fat Camp invitation http://savebabygorilla.com/2007/12/12/shocker-artie-declines-fat-camp-invitation/ http://savebabygorilla.com/2007/12/12/shocker-artie-declines-fat-camp-invitation/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:01:51 +0000 artiefan http://savebabygorilla.com/?p=363 Choose Cupcakes over Colin

Lisa G mentioned that Colin Quinn called into the wrap-up show yesterday talking about how he is going to fat camp at the same time the show is going on break. Colin also put a call to Artie asking if he wanted to join him and Artie declined (surprise). “I’m choosing death I think…I guess I need to do it, I don’t know“.

Robin jumped into the discussion talking about how Artie was on his second muffin of the morning and how he was getting blue icing all over his lips. She then asked him about Bubba’s story influencing him about losing weight.

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Bubba visited to the studio this morning to announce his new “deal” (one more year). Later during the interview he began talking about when he was up around 400 pounds and all the fucked-up-willy that came along with it. His then-girlfriend had to wipe his ass after he took a shit or he would have to take a bath right after words because he couldn’t wipe himself. If he wanted to fly on a plane, he had to buy all 3 seats in a row. Upon hearing this Artie blurted out with his typical scared straight for the moment emotes expressing that he needs to lose weight.

At the end Artie added, “Can someone send Lisa G down? I gotta take a shit.”

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